Hugh Hefner’s son, Marston, was arrested on Sunday for allegedly attacking his Playmate girlfriend. While that’s fairly uninteresting, I feel the need to tell you that I was suitemates with Marston’s best friend my freshman year of college and he would hang out in our dorm room at least twice a week. Having this first-person perspective, you might expect me to say that I think these allegations are completely out of character and that’d he’d never do something like this and yadda yadda yadda like I’m on the six o’clock news, but truthfully it doesn’t surprise me at all.