December 2009
That idea might make a stupid idea feel better about itself.
– Emerson Cod (Chi McBride), Pushing Daisies (1.8: “Bitter Sweets”)
I think the camera on my computer is permanently...
It can now join my microphone in the Land of Broken Video Chat Devices. Gr8.
Dear Santa, why didn’t you bring me a fancy new MacBook Pro? I know I didn’t ask for it, but you should have read my mind like Jesus.
Just went through so many pages of your Tumblr.
Stalkerrrrrrrr.
felipezee:
GTFO! VOLDEMORT’S FACE WAS HIDDEN UNDERNEATH QUIERREL’S TURBAN THIS WHOLE TIME!
#Orientalism
NINE
jay2themie:
michefish:
was forgettable. A few really wonderful individual performances (Marion Cotillard, Daniel Day Lewis, Penelope Cruz), but overall, ehh.
Sounds like I don’t wanna spend $12 on it. Another for the dollar-theatre-in-a-couple-months list.
DON’T. Not worth your time at all.
I just saw Brothers.
How does Jake Gyllenhaal exist? How is it possible for one man to be that fucking hot? I can’t get over it. It’s unbelievable.
People keep saying that in 10 years EVERY movie...
mykicks:
That’s nice and all, but I really don’t need to see The Hours in 3D.
Tumblr is the new MySpace.
1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:40. Then I napped again later. 2. How do you like your steak? Medium, sometimes medium rare. 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? On Christmas day, I saw Avatar and Nine. Needless to say, I made bad decisions. 4. What is your favorite TV show? Six Feet Under. But if we’re talking about shows that are currently on the air: True...
The importance of the advent of the Facebook...
CHUCK: What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
OLIVE: Like a...
– Pushing Daisies (1.5: “Girth”)
CHUCK: You used to believe in ghosts. He used to think my aunt’s house was...
– Pushing Daisies (1.5: “Girth”)
So Tyra is quitting her talk show when Oprah does.
mykicks:
Jesus, why don’t all of you just RIP MY HEART OUT while you’re at it.
I guess I have to give her points for solidarity.
Let’s hope for another weave removal!
Are DVDs Ruining Your Memories of Classic TV... →
This article is stupid. None of the things it lists “ruin” anything for me. All it does is prove that in the past, the directors, producers, and creators of TV shows were much more resourceful than those now. That fact that we have the technology to fashion seamless, beautiful special effects now doesn’t cheapen the raw craftsmanship and ingenuity of our television forefathers. I...
I wear a size 12
and I always feel like I’m buying clown shoes.
7. (Re: 1.)
Constant. Distracted and deferred, but Extinguished and exaggerated, but Forgotten and frayed, but
Sonnet 22.
My glass shall not persuade me I am old So long as youth and thou are of one date, But when in thee Time’s furrows I behold, Then look I death my days should expiate. For all that beauty that doth cover thee Is but the seemly raiment of my heart, Which in thy breast doth live, as thine in me; How can I then be elder than thou art? O, therefore, love, be of thyself so wary As I not for myself...
My West Virginia grandmother has been using the...
And
were there more than twenty-four hours a day, They’d be spent in sweet content dreaming away.
My sister got me a True Blood calendar for Christmas, but there’s no shirtless Jason Stackhouse. Wouldn’t that be the first thing you’d put on a calendar?
Thumbs down, Nine.
In other news -
I want to do Daniel Day-Lewis. Bad. Always have, always will.
Seeing Avatar is the closest I've ever come to...
Guantanamo Bay or Cinemark 22?
It's really ridiculous how much I hate most gay...
If anyone ever called me “fierce” or a “diva”, I’d shoot them.
(I’m in such a good Christmas Eve mood.)
6.
Why do you build me up (build me up), Buttercup, baby Just to let me down and mess me around
He sang it over and over again. It wasn’t that he liked the song, but that it seemed to plague him as he thought about his failed endeavors. The worst part was that he’d lost his job for seemingly no reason: there had been no reprimand, no suggestions for improvement, he’d just been let...
FYI, Part 2 (Completely Unrelated to Part 1):
I tapped that.
FYI:
Parmesan-crusted tilapia from Olive Garden is actually really good.
Streaming Netflix on a PS3 is totally not worth...
It takes much longer to buffer, and it doesn’t remember your place if you turn it off. I’d rather just watch it on my computer, thank you.
Sondheim may not always be easy or ingratiating, but he doesn’t make audiences...
– Sondheim at 70: A Good Thing Still Going (via fuckyeahsondheim)
Polanski exit strategy suggested by court. →